C.M. HUMPHRIES - Delusions (Blog)

3/24/2022

Debut Podcast! Less Taken: Crossroads

Introducing
Less Taken: Cross Roads

As some of you know, I've been working on a podcast called Less Taken. It takes real-life horror stories, dramatizes them a bit, and then exposes how they might be anything but scary.

The next episode is available on Tuesday, but I wanted to share a snippet. It's called "Willow's Weep."

Hope you enjoy... or at least, don't hate it.

Where you can find Less Taken: Crossroads

iHEART

SPOTIFY

AMAZON MUSIC

AUDIBLE

GOOGLE PODCASTS

DEEZER

SPREAKER

PODCAST ADDICT

PODCHASER

JIOSAVAAN

Apple/iTunes coming soon!

The podcast will have its own site soon, but in the meantime, it will be hosted here. Let me know what you think about the show in the comments for now!

I appreciate all the support and be sure to check out the next episode called "Bigfoot on Ice," premiering 04/05/2022.

#SharingIsScaring

2/3/2022

Free Story: Lovely Weather for Long Brooke

"Lovely Weather for Long Brooke" is a tale I wrote during my time at Ball State University and later published with Full of Crow Quarterly in 2010.

I've touched on this idea before, but it's still worth noting that it's difficult for me to go back in time and read stories I wrote in my early 20s.

However, like a select few I intend on sharing here, "Lovely Weather for Long Brooke" is an older story that I don't mind, and quite honestly, enjoy at points.

I suspect this piece of short fiction should still stand up today, but you guys are the judges, really. At the very least, I hope you're entertained by the following tale.

CMH

1/24/2022

Free Story: "Day and Night

Winter '22 Featured Story 2/3

Day & Night

Originally published by Fashion for Collapse, 2010.

For a while I think I’ll never wake. Every night, for as long as I can remember since Jen was taken away, I’ve ended up in the same town square. I’m never sure where exactly, but I know it might be somewhere in Lovington, the second-most crime-ridden town of Chase County. No lie there. They have less crime than Raven’s Crook, Chase County, but in my night terrors, it’s all the same. Something always lurks behind me, an ominous presence breathing down my neck.

1/21/2022

Classic: Saturation - A Novel's Enemy?

Do you think popular media today have an effect on the way literature history of future generations will look back on novels?

For instance, Mary Shelley, Ray Bradbury, Kurt Vonnegut and many other authors are remembered for their works because of quality and relevance.

Today, many novels have become famous largely due to TV and film adaptations. Do you believe the popular stories of today will be remembered in their initial form or because of their saturation through other forms of media?

I was fortunate enough to ask these questions to Red Fez editor and Literary Underground mastermind Lynn Alexander and New York Times Bestselling author of such books as Crank Ellen Hopkins. Here's what they had to say:

Saturation: A Novel's Enemy?

Featuring:
Ellen Hopkins (Author of Crank)
& Lynn Alexander (Full of Crow; Fashion for Collapse Editor)

Saturation
- Lynn Alexander

"Unfortunately I think many novels are commercially successful because of the franchise model, and the ability to translate the story elements into marketable merchandise in addition to films. A good example is Twilight because it wasn't just the movies but also the way that stores like Hot Topic were able to blitz the niche market of young readers with merchandise. Walk in at the height and you would have seen DVD parties, t shirts, pencil cases, earrings . . . We saw the same for Harry Potter and now with Hunger Games.

I think that these kinds of novels will be remembered for the trend, less for the novels themselves. I find that many people have not actually READ the novels but it doesn't seem to matter.

Now on the other hand, I think there are novels that will be remembered because of their ideas - helped along by film of course but also helped by the appeal of the concept regardless of form. Think Fight Club. Great novel, great movie. Doesn't matter.

Your question says "popular stories" and if you focus there, then no. I think they will be remembered for their film adaptations and because of the saturation. What is there to really remember about many popular stories? Many are written as though they are intended to be made into movies. Many are terrible, reflect a reading level that is just sad, and probably don't deserve to be remembered.

For those that began as great books that just happened to be adapted, not necessarily as popular but successful, I think some will remember them and hopefully appreciate them in the future. I think of examples like Angela's Ashes but it also depends on the window of time when you say "popular stories of today". Today, literally? Or just modern? Adaptations of Jane Austen or Edith Wharton or F. Scott Fitzgerald or E.M. Forster will likely not change the appreciation for the novels, which are still being read despite their film counterparts. And some novels just seem stuck as novels, in a good way. Toni Morrison, for example."

Painting the Picture
- Ellen Hopkins

NY Times Bestselling Author Ellen Hopkins

"I think it's unfortunate that future generations will be pushed into digital mediums because of what is happening right now, today. Reading a book, on page, not onscreen, works a part of the brain that may, in fact, become extinct within a few generations. Why do I think this is sad? Because that is the CREATIVE part of the brain.

Once future generations allow other forms of media to PAINT the story, rather than letting their brains do the coloring in, they will become dumber and dumber. The same entities encouraging this today are helping to defund education. They don't want the workforce to be creative or smart--too much competition.

My heartfelt advice is to fight back! Work the creative part of your brain. Read (print). Write! Educate yourselves every way possible that does not involve some media hack telling you what is "true." Investigate. Learn what is true. Know what? It isn't easy. But if you don't, this planet has aNY Times Bestselling Author Ellen Hopkins
I think it's unfortunate that future generations will be pushed into digital mediums because of what is happening right now, today. Reading a book, on page, not onscreen, works a part of the brain that may, in fact, become extinct within a few generations. Why do I think this is sad? Because that is the CREATIVE part of the brain.

Once future generations allow other forms of media to PAINT the story, rather than letting their brains do the coloring in, they will become dumber and dumber. The same entities encouraging this today are helping to defund education. They don't want the workforce to be creative or smart--too much competition.

My heartfelt advice is to fight back! Work the creative part of your brain. Read (print). Write! Educate yourselves every way possible that does not involve some media hack telling you what is "true." Investigate. Learn what is true. Know what? It isn't easy. But if you don't, this planet has a
NY Times Bestselling Author Ellen Hopkins
I think it's unfortunate that future generations will be pushed into digital mediums because of what is happening right now, today. Reading a book, on page, not onscreen, works a part of the brain that may, in fact, become extinct within a few generations. Why do I think this is sad? Because that is the CREATIVE part of the brain.

Once future generations allow other forms of media to PAINT the story, rather than letting their brains do the coloring in, they will become dumber and dumber. The same entities encouraging this today are helping to defund education. They don't want the workforce to be creative or smart--too much competition.

My heartfelt advice is to fight back! Work the creative part of your brain. Read (print). Write! Educate yourselves every way possible that does not involve some media hack telling you what is "true." Investigate. Learn what is true. Know what? It isn't easy. But if you don't, this planet has a sorry future indeed.

My Final Thoughts

The reason I was compelled to ask others what they thought was because I wasn't sure of the answer myself. I believe in the various outlets for stories, and at heart I root for the story more than I do the form.

However, there's something to be said about written works. As Ellen Hopkins pointed out, it's far more beneficial to process a story than to have it completely spelled out for you. Film and TV tell you what to see, think, hear, and so on. There's very little room for interpretation beyond the weak subtext.

Horror stories, as an example, are much scarier in the written form than up on a screen. In this instance, they use your own fears and imagination to haunt you, whereas film and TV tries to make you afraid of someone else's nightmares. Horror novels bring out your fears and play them against, while other forms tend to focus on the pop-out scare.

An oversight on my part was merchandising. In Lynn Alexander's example of Twilight, it's easy to focus on the books and the novels, but what is sometimes left out of the equation is product. After she mentioned it, I remember seeing the lunchboxes, candy, trading cards, clothes, and many other promotions. Was the book so revolutionary it reached to such heights, or was it all a clever franchise model?

Edgar Allan Poe comes to mind now. Poe made a name for himself as a writer way before anyone adapted his stories into film or used his ideas for plots and video games. When Poe items first came to stores, I thought it was kind of cool. I liked Poe and now I could flaunt such a fact, but after awhile it became too much. It was almost as though to like Poe is akin to loving cliches. Lucky for Poe, he's already cemented in history.

Will the works of our time have the same opportunity to go down in history on merit, or will they become too much of a marketing scheme and fade away?

Since I'm left with multiple theories and no prophetic powers, I leave the question with you.

How do you think the constant media saturation of novels will affect they way they will be remembered in the future?

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1/18/2022

Classic: Benefits of Irrational Thought

This one is an oldie but a goodie (I think) from 10.01.12. Perhaps it's just a mad writer's ramblings, but then again, maybe I was onto something back then.

At the very least, it garnered quite a bit of attention during its time on The Forbidden Blog. Let me know what you think.

CMH

1/17/2022

Free Story: When Edgar Allan Poe Speaks of Ravens

If it's not obvious by now, when I was a wee-writer, I had a thing for Edgar Allan Poe. By thing, I mean I really enjoyed his writing. This is where Raven's Crook comes from, and while the title of the town is a bit cheesy, I already had too many stories centered around the town to change the name.

However, my fictional towns aren't the only place Poe references occur. In fact, a few years back, I was challenged to imitate
“When Dean Young Speaks of Wine” by Tony Hoagland.

As I was cleaning out my files again, I thought this might be a piece worth sharing in this good ol' blog. Enjoy!

CMH

1/16/2022

Classic: 3 Signs You're Addicted to Learning

Ah yes, listicles.

It's no secret that I've written plenty of 2,500-word articles with titles that begin with numbers. However, this was one of my earliest lists and one I still enjoy to this day.

What I find most interesting about 3 Signs You're Addicted to Learning is how it aged. Back in 2013, I couldn't quite see what all this meant (sorry for being vague but no spoilers), but in 2022... well, you'll see.

It was originally published under The Forbidden Blog where it continued to be visited and commented on for years. Check it out, and thanks for reading!

- CMH

1/12/2022

Classic: 5 Elements of a Good Horror Story

The Most Popular Entry
From The Forbidden Blog

The Forbidden Blog is going away soon, but the classics and most popular posts will find a second life in my new blog called "Delusions."

The following FB classic is surely the most popular page (just Google "elements of a horror story," etc.) from the old site and has received comments over the last decade.

1/11/2022

Introducing: Delusions, Blog

New Blog!

Introducing Delusions

Along with the new website comes a new blog.

It was a tough call, but ultimately, I decided it was finally time for The Forbidden Blog to go. It had some glory days, but alas, it ran its course.

Don't fret - some of the classics will be reposted in the blog. The new blog, which I'm calling "Delusions," will have more brief updates, stories - and I'm working on making it a little more interactive, too.

Stay tuned!

CMH

12/24/2021

Free Story: "The Candy Cane Killer"

When it comes to horror, there are two types of "good." To spare you a tirade, good horror makes you scared. The other version is horror that is so bad it's entertaining in its own comical right. To me, almost all festive horror stories fall into the latter category.

However, that didn't stop me from scribbling down this gem one winter around 10 years ago. Don't expect award-winning stuff here. I just hope you'll enjoy the ride, or at least part of it.

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