Chris Humphries vs Kris Humphries

I'm at my desk working on Excluded promotions, when I glance at the Amazon link for my debut novel. First off, I'm ecstatic Amazon picked it up so quickly, and I'm optimistic Barnes & Noble and Apple will too. 

But then I glanced at the advertisement below the novel .  .  .

Amazon wants to know if I see a problem with the advertisements. YES! 

I swear, the Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian scandal is going to haunt me for life. I wouldn't be surprised at all if they get our tombstones mixed up, or if I receive a letter from Kardashian asking for half of my money.

Maybe this is a good opportunity for me. Maybe I should exploit the celebrities to promote my book, but I don't see my adds anywhere on their articles!

I think I should point out the differences.

Chris Humphries

Name: Christopher Michael Humphries
D.O.B. February 3, 1989
Occupation: Novelist
Birth State: New Jersey
Current Residence: Indiana
College: Ball State University
Website: www.cmhumphries.com

Noteworthy: author of Excluded, a celebrity in small circles, undeniably gorgeous, actually lived in New Jersey, wordsmith, helps others, paid attention in college (cough), looks like Daniel Tosh a bit, played a real spot during his athletic years (wrestling), has a contract unlike certain people (cough), steers clear of Kim Kardashian although she tries really hard, sometimes sunlight reflects off of him instead of the moon at night, modest.

Kris Humphries

Name: Kris Nathan Humphries
D.O.B. February 6, 1985
Occupation: Former NBA New Jersey Net Star/Free Agent
Birth State: Minnesota 
Current Residence: Minnesota ?
College: University of Minnesota 
Website: www.krishumphries.com

Noteworthy: Had one of the shortest marriages ever, decent player though he ruins teams, probably gets paid when magazines question his sexuality, plays pocket-pool in public, looks like a missing vampire from the Twilight series, always looks angry, spells his name wrong, never has a witty comeback, thinks his mom is sexy.

I hope this clears things up.