But then I glanced at the advertisement below the novel . . .
I swear, the Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian scandal is going to haunt me for life. I wouldn't be surprised at all if they get our tombstones mixed up, or if I receive a letter from Kardashian asking for half of my money.
Maybe this is a good opportunity for me. Maybe I should exploit the celebrities to promote my book, but I don't see my adds anywhere on their articles!
I think I should point out the differences.
Name: Christopher Michael Humphries
D.O.B. February 3, 1989
Birth State: New Jersey
Current Residence: Indiana
College: Ball State University
Noteworthy: author of Excluded, a celebrity in small circles, undeniably gorgeous, actually lived in New Jersey, wordsmith, helps others, paid attention in college (cough), looks like Daniel Tosh a bit, played a real spot during his athletic years (wrestling), has a contract unlike certain people (cough), steers clear of Kim Kardashian although she tries really hard, sometimes sunlight reflects off of him instead of the moon at night, modest.
Name: Kris Nathan Humphries
D.O.B. February 6, 1985
Occupation: Former NBA New Jersey Net Star/Free Agent
Birth State: Minnesota
Current Residence: Minnesota ?
College: University of Minnesota
Noteworthy: Had one of the shortest marriages ever, decent player though he ruins teams, probably gets paid when magazines question his sexuality, plays pocket-pool in public, looks like a missing vampire from the Twilight series, always looks angry, spells his name wrong, never has a witty comeback, thinks his mom is sexy.